![]() ![]() You don’t want to punctuate an iMessage sext sesh with □ to indicate your climax, know what I mean? Still, this little guy deserves horny credit where credit is due. This unofficial “orgasm face” emoji is obviously horny, but better used in an ironic-horny way. “Mouth with uneven eyes” was released in early 2018. It’s also the name of a super-hot sex position, hence why the pretzel emoji is perfect for demonstrating how you want them to twist and position your body or for when you want to reminisce about how flexible they are during kinky bedroom activities. The pretzel isn’t just the number one best snack you can get at the shopping mall food court. Unfortunately for your Italian grandma, however, this emoji has found alternative meaning as the fisting emoji. Pinched Fingers: □įrom what I understand, this was supposed to be the pinched fingers emoji, like the gesture your Italian grandma would make when she’s telling you not to disgrace her famous pasta sauce by using canned tomatoes. Any sext with the word “suck” will be made ten times hotter with this emoji, trust. Lollipop: □Īlexa, play “Lollipop,” by Lil Wayne. Use when referring to their boner, peen, how hard they are/might be, the next time you’re boning, the last time you boned, how badly you want to jump their bones…you get the idea. Just as, if not more, obvious than the eggplant emoji is the bone emoji. (Honorable mention: the watermelon emoji □-thank you, Harry Styles.) And as for the banana emoji, it’s a phallic-shaped fruit that you peel back. Beyond the obvious “cherry popping” connotation that comes with the cherry emoji, the shape they’re in can also allude to boobs (in addition to the double melon combo □□). You’re probably thinking we don’t need another set of fruit-/veggie-themed horny emojis (because, you know, eggplant and peach emojis already exist), but these are just too obvious not to include on this list. ![]() This (no, not this □) is the official fingering emoji and that’s final. If you ask me, this is the Sexually Confident Nerd Who Keeps His Glasses on During Sex emoji. Sure, he *seems* all cute and innocent with his buck-teeth and his thick-rimmed glasses, but as anyone who went to high school knows, the shy, quiet types are always the horniest.
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